FINDING THE RIGHT SIZE
I want you to be confident that the shirt size you select is the size that will fit. You may want to take your measurements and read the following information before choosing a size. Please take measurements over your undergarments; if you plan to wear an undershirt, bra, harness, or gun beneath your t-shirt, make sure it's the one that makes your chest look its best. If you are in-between measurements, please order the next size larger. While I don't recommend shrinking your garments, you may find that the next size up allows you to wash and tumble dry without worry.
SHIRT FIT
Please keep in mind Meth Coffee "Swallow Your Fear" shirts fit more sexy-snugly than standard boxy athletic wear sizes, and that a small amount of shrinkage will occur if you wash or dry your garment in warm temperatures. Especially important to note is the length will decrease more than the girth of the shirt when tumbled dry. If you don't mind a little flesh showing over your waistband, go ahead and shrink it—bellybuttons are in these days. If you prefer to hide your extra bits, make sure you try it on before tumbling dry and ask yourself if you'd like the shirt better 1-2 inches shorter.
Using the Meth Coffee size charts
The following charts will help you determine the best fit for your measurements. Size charts tell you the size of the garment before you wash it. If you are concerned about shrinkage, always wash your garment in cold water and dry it flat or on the line, and always away from a heat source, cats, and irate spouses.
How to measure:
CHEST/PECS/TITS/ETC.
Measure under arms around fullest part of bust. Be sure to keep tape level across back and comfortably loose. Are your nipples hard? Just curious.
NATURAL WAIST
Women! Measure around natural waist with a loose tape. Loose.
Verrry loose.
I want you to be confident that the shirt size you select is the size that will fit. You may want to take your measurements and read the following information before choosing a size. Please take measurements over your undergarments; if you plan to wear an undershirt, bra, harness, or gun beneath your t-shirt, make sure it's the one that makes your chest look its best. If you are in-between measurements, please order the next size larger. While I don't recommend shrinking your garments, you may find that the next size up allows you to wash and tumble dry without worry.
SHIRT FIT
Please keep in mind Meth Coffee "Swallow Your Fear" shirts fit more sexy-snugly than standard boxy athletic wear sizes, and that a small amount of shrinkage will occur if you wash or dry your garment in warm temperatures. Especially important to note is the length will decrease more than the girth of the shirt when tumbled dry. If you don't mind a little flesh showing over your waistband, go ahead and shrink it—bellybuttons are in these days. If you prefer to hide your extra bits, make sure you try it on before tumbling dry and ask yourself if you'd like the shirt better 1-2 inches shorter.
Using the Meth Coffee size charts
The following charts will help you determine the best fit for your measurements. Size charts tell you the size of the garment before you wash it. If you are concerned about shrinkage, always wash your garment in cold water and dry it flat or on the line, and always away from a heat source, cats, and irate spouses.
How to measure:
CHEST/PECS/TITS/ETC.
Measure under arms around fullest part of bust. Be sure to keep tape level across back and comfortably loose. Are your nipples hard? Just curious.
NATURAL WAIST
Women! Measure around natural waist with a loose tape. Loose.
Verrry loose.
| Women's Sizes | ||||
| S | M | L | XL | |
| Chest | 30-32 | 32-34 | 34-36 | 36-38 |
| Waist | 25-26 | 27-28 | 28-30 | 30-32 |
| Men's Sizes ("Swallow Your Fear" shirt) | ||||
| M | L | XL | ||
| Chest | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | |
| Unisex Sizes (Black logo shirt) | ||||
| M | L | XL | ||
| Chest | 38-40 | 42-44 | 46-48 | |