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Meth Coffee—the original medicinal coffee ratio for gyrotonic stimulation. Agitates! Lifts! Enlightens! Motivates bowels! Don't accept copied or tainted elixirs! They're out there!
Listen here, friend, I can sell you ten ounces, but I am warning you, this is powerful shit.
If you're just trying it for the first time, don't throw back five cups like regular coffee. Ease into it. Have a little. Feel the rush, the euphoria, the smooth-edged high. Then go for more, if you want.
Yeah, get into it. Make a dance up...program in assembly language...write your first novel...plot to overrule the planet. I'm telling you, this shit will nail your ass down like the sole of a boot!

99.99% ARABICA BEANS (APPROXIMATELY) & YERBA MATE. CERTIFIED ORGANIC. GUARANTEED ROASTED FRESH WITHIN 48 HOURS OF SHIPMENT.

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CONTAINS NO ACTUAL METHAMPHETAMINES, I.E., CRANK, GLASS, SPEED, CRYSTAL, BATU, SHABU, MABU, CRACKHOO, ETC. PRODUCT NOT WARRANTED TO CURE ECZEMA, EDEMA, ACNE, CONSTIPATION, TOURETTE'S, OR GUM DISEASE.

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1450 SUTTER STREET, #109
SAN FRANCISCO, CA 94109
415-255-0344
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